- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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