- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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