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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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