- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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