- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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