- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

your social life.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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