69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Lewis

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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