- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

You know whats better than 24? 25

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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