- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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