Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Women's rights.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Potato!

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Bumsniffer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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