- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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