- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

So does Blake

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Fox News

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Wait what? I did not type that!

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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