Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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