what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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