What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

what's the difference between a duck?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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