Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

I have a gay camel

retard

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

your moms my other ride

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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