Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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#Hanging Degus

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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