- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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