So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Alex Gedrose.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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