Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Hellen keller

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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