What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

whats 2+2 equal? 4

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Poop

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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