Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Kys

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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I love pissing people off :P

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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