What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

An Artic Storm.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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