Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Lil Wayne

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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