Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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