- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

mark is life

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Xzibit

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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