Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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