How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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People Order Our Patties

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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whats white jizz

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Nuneaton..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Where's my tractor?

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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