An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

ur an fagit

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

tommy is retared

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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