How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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derp

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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