knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Buzi vagy!

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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