- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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