There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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