- Anti Joke

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Vagina.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.