- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

This sentence is a lie.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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