- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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