- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Knock Knock Come in.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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