if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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