- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Me

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

The Female Orgasm

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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