- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Penis.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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