- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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