- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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