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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Miscarriages.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.