So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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