A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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so how about that irline food

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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learn. advance!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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hello anomonous

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Anti Joke

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