- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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