Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Womens' sports

Im taking a shit right now.

Latvia isn't a joke

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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