- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

MySpace.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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