A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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