Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Homosexualism is so gay man

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

I woke up today

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

stuarts mum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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