A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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