Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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AIDS.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Health food.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Anti Joke

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