It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

A man walks into a vagina

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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