- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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