- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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