- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What do I hate? people

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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