- Anti Joke

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

EGGPLANT

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Potato!

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.