- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Not a joke.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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