What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Not a joke.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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hey guys im gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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