- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Velcro. What a rip off.

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