- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

kill yourself

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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