- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

speak now or forever hold your pee

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

chirs

Liverpool City Football Club

refridgrator

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Who wants $300? Me too.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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