Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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A Pakistani news reader.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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