- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Christianity

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Skrillex.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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