- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

what did the farmer do? plant

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