My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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