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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Apple juice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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