why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

So does Blake

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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