- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

tommy is retared

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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