- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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