- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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A man makes a sandwich.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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