- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Want to hear a joke? Obama

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Abortion.

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