where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Women's Rights.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Fox News

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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