If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Nickelback.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Faithful men.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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