- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

AIDS.

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