- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Im cute hehehee

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Dude man, I'm high...

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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