When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Me Neither.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

an dislexik nam rwote hits

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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