Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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The truth is he loves her!!

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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wommmoaooammaaa

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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