A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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