What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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