- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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