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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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