Are you a tree

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

masturbating on a tarc bus

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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