What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Woman's Rights

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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