- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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