What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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I am dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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