- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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