What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Anti Joke

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