Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Make me famous

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Women's rights.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Because she has down's syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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