What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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