How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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