- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Get on your knees Ho

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Religionh

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

2 Penises

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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