-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

I am very humble.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

yes i can connor, this is brett.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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