- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What the hell are you doing?

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

White men's rights

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Firgen and the blung brigade

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