- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

The government

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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