- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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