- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

why did the man die? he had cancer

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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