- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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