- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

I was once a hamster.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

BIG PENIS

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Roses are red. Violets are purple

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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