- Anti Joke

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

No because your face is really f***** up.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

have safe sex

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

No because your face is really f***** up.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A seal walks into a club.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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