what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

My name is Jeff

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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