What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Your Mom!!!

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John Cena for president

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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