- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Obama lin Baden.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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