- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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